wandaluvstacos

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Hello, my pretties. 

So I’ve decided that I can’t keep wasting my evenings after work reading the news if I continue to value my sanity, and maybe I should start attempting to, like, actually write and post again, which I haven’t really done in over a year. I wish to do so on Patreon. 

Chapter 1 is free. All chapters following chapters are available to those who pledge $1 a month, and I promise at least one chapter a month. If I get any $5 pledgers, I’ll consider writing/uploading some of my other novels I’ve been working on, which includes novels like May the Blood Run Pure, Book 4 of The Sponsors, and perhaps others.

Summary for Kept Man

As an audio contractor, Carlos Rodriguez is used to seeing the homes of Miami’s richest when he’s installing their top-of-the-line sound systems. He also isn’t opposed to occasional flirtation with lonely trophy wives; it’s practically part of the job. So when Carlos is propositioned by a young kept man with looks only money can buy, he can’t help but fall head first into a secret and lurid affair. But Alex isn’t an empty-headed silicone Ken doll. The closer Carlos gets, the more Alex reveals the disturbing details of his relationship with his much older boyfriend—how it began, how it developed, and how tightly Alex wears his proverbial leash. But Alex’s denial runs deep, and Carlos begins to worry that not only is he in over his head, but he doesn’t know how to walk away.

Contains: Lots of unhealthy relationships and dumb decisions.

So with much sweat, toil, and dozens of creative swears, I have managed to self-publish Until It Hurts! This is my first attempt to test out the process, and if it goes well then it will mean more e-books down the line! If not… well, back to the drawing board.

Until It Hurts will continue to be free on GayAuthors, AFF, and Fictionpress. So why should you purchase the e-book version? Here are some great reasons:

- It supports me as an author. I am unemployed at the moment and it would really help me out.

- It contains two extra (M-rated) scenes exclusive to the e-book version. If bought on iTunes, you get a bunch of artwork, too. (The artwork can be found for free on Tumblr, but it’s more convenient in e-book format)

- If I have decent success with this, it means more e-books down the line. This is probably the most important thing, because this required more work than I was prepared for. I’d like to get paid for some of that work.

- Read it anywhere at all– on a mountain, on a train, in the swamp, wherever you have access to your e-reader

- I may consider actual physical copies if it does well enough. I know not everyone has e-readers, but unfortunately printing actual book copies is cost prohibitive.

But Wanda, you say, I have only followed your DA account for your philosophical diatribes and occasional Rainbow Mansion page. What is Until It Hurts even about?

So glad you asked! Here is the summary:

Teo and Clint couldn’t have come from more different backgrounds. Clint Baker is co-founder of a tech company with a dating life in shambles and an aversion to stepping on toes. Teo Apodaca is a culinary entrepreneur who has an opinion and always feels inclined to share it. Impressed with Teo’s confidence, Clint begins to realize the type of man he needs is not what he expects. Yet despite Teo’s air of invulnerability, he’s hiding a rather turbulent past involving an old friend who suddenly appears after two years MIA. Teo is stuck between a difficult past and the promise of a future love as Clint learns that not all pain has to hurt.

It is an M/M contemporary romance including the following things: Drag queens, power bottoms, d/s, BDSM, smut, two main characters of color, lots of angst, and silliness abound.  Do you like these things? Buy my book! Do you hate these things? BUY MY BOOK. Honestly, if you buy it and use it as toilet paper I won’t really care. Er, but it’s an e-book, so please don’t use your Kindle to wipe your ass. It’s unhygienic.

ENOUGH TALKING.

HOW MUCH IS IT? $3.99

WHERE CAN I BUY IT? Smashwords, Amazon, iTunes

HEY SCREW YOU I’M NOT PAYING THAT! Well, it’s your lucky day. If you write a review of this book on either Amazon or Goodreads, let me know via DA Note with a link to the review and I’ll give you a coupon for a free download on Smashwords. You can write whatever you want in the review. I am way more interested in honest reviews than ass kissing, so don’t feel obligated to do so. Your review can bitch about how terrible the book is and I will still give you a free coupon. NO WORRIES.

LASTLY, PLEASE LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW! Tell your friend, neighbor, kinky grandmother, whatever. If you know anyone who likes m/m stuff that doesn’t sacrifice quality or character likeability for smut, then let them know! Bring the gift of smut to your loved ones this year. ;D

Hey errybody! 

So in case you don't watch my Tumblr, I will be getting a book published through Full Fathom Five, and comes out 5/27/15! It's been edited, revised, and given a spanking new ending for your reading pleasure. They even used my original cover and made it 10X better.

You can go here for more info. It's availabe for pre-order on Amazon. 5 bucks=more than 500 pages of goodness. 

Summary: 

Melissa Thatcher is a prostitute from Metro, the slum of Zinya City. Each day, she witnesses horrific violence and clings to an addictive drug nicknamed “street dust” just to get by.

When an extremely wealthy drug lord, Ezekiel, discovers Melissa, he promises her unlimited street dust in exchange for her services as a permanent escort. Ezekiel is dangerous—hypercritical, violent, cold, and calculating—but what can Melissa do in the face of a promise to change her life forever?

Simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by Ezekiel and his methods of control, Melissa finds herself caught in a web she cannot escape. She soon realizes that no one disobeys Ezekiel and gets away with it—no one.

Angela Walker’s debut novel, The King and the Courtesan, tells the story of a man’s addiction to power, and a young woman’s struggle for freedom.

Hey guys, so for the first time ever in the herstory of Wanda, I will be offering commissions! Yaaaay! If you are at all interested, you can send me a note or throw something into my mailbox on Tumblr. I also have a Patreon, and for certain donations per month a commission is also possible. I wish they offered an either/or option in regards to pay per month or pay per artwork.

ANYWAY.

I will do: My preferred comissions would be for people's OCs, just because it provides more artistic freedom. However, I'm open for a lot of things. I will depict all sexualities/genders/orientations/ethnicities/etc. Porn-ish stuff is fine. 

I will not do: Anything illegal (as in beastiality, shota, etc), hardcore fetish, extreme gore or graphic pornography, celebrities-as-your-favorite-character (i.e. Cumberbatch as Sherlock, cuz I'd rather not depict real-life people in case I can't capture the likeness), backgrounds only, cars only, animals only (anthropomorphic animal people are fine). 

All payments can be made via Paypal. I will start with 5 slots. I'm not sure if the demand is there, so we'll see. 

$5 (+$2 per extra person) - Headshot (Lineart)

$8 (+$3 per extra person) - Headshot (Colored + cell shading)

$12 (+ $8 per extra person) - Full Body (Lineart)

$20 (+$10 per extra person) - Full Body (Color + cell shading)

Some special options:

$30 - 6-panel (8.5X11 in size) comic - (Lineart)

$40 - 6-panel (8.5X11 in size) comic - (Colored)

$20 (plus shipping) - 5"X7" Watercolor headshot portrait

For special orders/things that don't fit into this category, let me know and we'll work something out.